Pre-Game post ... Where's my champagne flute?

Hello and welcome to the inaugural season of the Fantasy Bachelor League!! I’m so happy that you've accepted this 'digital' rose and decided to join me, Chris B. Harrison, Sean Lowe, and his 25 lady friends for what is sure to be a roller coaster of entertaining emotions.  Sean and his ladies are really ready to find love on some amazing dates, and as their connections grow hopefully they'll fall in love (or maybe just think they're falling in love).  I mean that's what this is all about right?  Well that, and obviously, talking a whole lot talking shit about each other and crying:

Before the season starts I just wanted to post a few reminders:

First,  TONIGHT, January 7^th, 2013 is the season premiere at 8pm on ABC (check your local listings).

Second, after the episode airs, send me FIVE Bachelorettes who you think will get you the most points.  This is your team.  Remember, there is no trading, adding, or dropping, so you’re in for the long haul with these ladies.  Also, please make sure to choose Bachelorettes who are NOT eliminated on tonight’s episode.  Picks are due by 11:59AM EST SUNDAY, January 13, 2013, so that I may post all rosters by 11:59AM EST Monday, January 14, 2013.

Welcome to the rose ceremony, bitches! #ihopeyourherefortherightreasons

-Commish