Finale Standings and Recap

Ahhhhh! Of course the week after vacation is always a nutty one, but enough with the excuses, here is what you really want to know.

As emailed on Monday, Jess H. is still our winner, however in my excitement for not having to hear the word SO out of Sean's mouth anymore, I didn't realize that I hadn't calculated elimination picks properly, so here is the final official top 5:

1. Jess H
2. Jes S.
3. Lisa J.
4. Caitlin
5. Andrea

The final rankings are HERE!

Finally, I'd like to thank you all for a great inaugural season. It was one of the most dramatic and shocking inaugural seasons we've ever had. But this journey was SO amazing, and everything was SO beautiful. We went to all the most beautiful places Sean has ever seen, and we watched him with the most beautiful girls that he was just SO ready to make his wife. In the end, he picked Catherine and they're ready to get it on tie the knot. The most important thing, though, is that we've laughed, the bachelorettes cried, and Jess has more bragging rights than all of us. Sorry to the lovely boys that were throwing idle threats her way in week 1.

Now without further ado (per usual) ... your final recap!

Finale Updates!!

Alright ladies and gents... I'm back!  I passed my exam and vacation was phenomenal.  Thanks for all your understanding with the last recap.  Just know I'll be bringing the heat for my final recap like whoa!

You mean their love might be fake?!?!

So without further ado, the moment we have been waiting for all season is here!  Will Sean find love in his two final ladies??  We have Catherine and we have Lindsay...

Catherine is our resident dork, and honestly, I can't believe that she made it this far, because she was so boring.  I'm pretty sure she's still here because Sean found major deal breakers in the rest girls and just kind of forgot about Catherine and now he's all like 'whoa she's still here?!?!'

Lindsay showed up in a wedding dress and somehow not only made it past the first episode, but to the finale.  Clearly, Sean has been making excellent life choices, starting with going on Emily's season of the Bachelorette.

My prediction is that Catherine writes the letter to Sean, and Sean picks Catherine, because look at his Twitter profile of whatever is in the letter.  Then Lindsay is the new Bachelorette.  Chris B. Harrison hinted at visiting Bachelorette viewing parties while it's airing this summer at the Women Tell All Special, but he didn't say who the Bachelorette actually was, so methinks it's one of the girls still on the show.

Anyway, as always, Elimination picks are due by 8pm tomorrow, March 11th.  You get 100 points and there are 2 girls left, so this is a great way to boost your score!!!  The finale is 2 hours, followed immediately by the 'After the Final Rose' special.  Hope y'all are ready!