Episode 8 Scores

Ahh, week 8, aka Hometowns and the return of NATE aka Jimmy "B-Rabbit" Smith, Jr. aka Des's Brother who totes blew up her spot with Bachelor Sean (recap here).

Here's what we learned in hometowns:

1. Des wants to be in Drew's family, which just proves even more that their chemistry is weird and disturbing... you'd be his sister, Des.

2. Zak does acid before bed, or does acid on the regs and claims he sleeps.  He also has that family that awkwardly sings together.

3. Chris likes to share deep thoughts with his dad while get his nose excavated.

4. Brooks still can't drop the L-Bomb.  And he finds getting his date wet in some gross public and urban lake totally funny.  It's not.

Honestly, I don't even know what to write here now that I've fully admitted I can't do recaps this season... I'm an excuse factory with out anyone who cares... butdidyouevercare?  I didn't update last week because it was the Men Tell All.  This was surprising and strange because they usually wait till right before the last episode.  I guess whatever Drew has to say makes the finale "so explosive" they had to put it in two parts ::pleasecomeoutpleasecomeoutpleasecomeout::

I love how at the end of the Men Tell All, CBH was like "the finale so dramatic and so explosive... now I know I've said that before... but this truly is the most dramatic and most explosive finale in the history of the show"  At least he owned up to it?  And does this mean Drew totally comes out??

Alright, let's just get on with points.  The full spreadsheet is HERE and just so you all know it's safe to say that Cindy is running full speed ahead with first place this season, so congrats to her.  She has all 3 guys left and on her team and they will earn position points.  I haven't figured out mathematically if anyone can beat her (I mean I can't even post weekly so ya know), but there are few other teams with 2 of the 3 on them, so I'd imagine with Elimination points it could be possible, especially if Chris gets to the final two and proposes in prose of it Drew admits he's in love with a dude producer.

Anyway, here's the top 5:
1. Cindy
2. Jes S.
3. Langdon
4. Caitlin
5. Lisa J.

Zak was eliminated and cried in the car.  I love how he threw the ring out the window.  I am sure he had to because clearly Neil Lane was all like 'hell to the no, bitch! I am the only one providing rings around here.'

Alright, well I'm off to keep unpacking from my move that happened LAST week.  You all should send me your elimination points for Monday, and get ready for the most explosive finale in the history of the world!

-Commish.

Episode 6&7 Scores

What Drew is thinking when he kisses Des...

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue
Commish sucks at updating this season.

Here we are with our weekly update of excuses as to why commish and co-commish (mostly just commish) are slacking at life when it comes to league.  I mean, this is the Bachelorette Fantasy League!!! Let's read that again... It's The Bachelorette.  Fantasy. League.  Insert whatamidoingwithmy29yearoldlife right here.

Wait guys I have another poem.  This one is a haiku.

Michael defends Des
Commish does not write re caps
Drew is gay gay gay

Anywayyyyy, Let's not pull a Chris here, but let's pull a Chris.  JKKzz no more poems today I promise.  Well I can only promise no more poems outta me. Those poems and written word recitals are realllllly racking up the points with Chris.  I immediately regret my decision to pick Dan over Chris.

Let's get on with it... since ya know it's been two weeks since any updates.




Scores for week 6 and 7 are HERE.  And our top 5 as it stands is below:

1. Cindy
2. Kat
3. Caitlin
4. Langdon
5. Jes S.

Cindy is in first by A LONG SHOT because she had the intution to pick the final 4 to be on her team.  She might just runaway with the season at this point, since finishing position points are coming up soon!  Kat and Caitlin, however are poised to catch her pending elimination picks and final position points.  Currently, Langdon and Jes are tied for 5th, but Langdon has more earned elimination points.

In a more serious note, I have to apologize, but I am not sure how many more recaps I'll get to this season... I am moving this week, and away again the next two weeks, and sadly, the Bachelorette Fantasy League is not the highest priority in a summer where I am busy AND away every.single.weekend.  Co-commish has a new job and is currently on a tropical vacay, so between the two of us, chances are slim.  I'll do my best, but if you're down to guest re-cap, let me know!

AND DON'T FORGET TO SEND ME YOUR ELIMINATION PICKS FOR TONIGHT!!!

Episode 5 Scores and Recap

Ready for your weekly CBH instragram screenshot? 

The ONLY thing more awkward???  Nice try CBH, every Monday night is super awkward, because 25 dudes on the Bachelorette is always awkward.

What's even more awkward is my lame excuse for not having posted scores and recaps again last week.  Summer is a cray cray, especially when everyone and their mom is having a baby, giving birth, getting married, and having multiple parties to celebrate said events, that involve travel, and then on top of it I am moving in 2 weeks.  Sorrytoallmyfriendswhoaregettingmarriedandhavingbabehfriends.

Anywayyyyy, the last 2 weeks recap will be up tonight.  And last week (episode 5) scores are HERE!! 

Kat is still holding tight on 1st place, but Hayley and Katie/Ashley are neck and neck right behind her.  Rounding out the top 5 are Caitlin in 4th Place and Cindy in 5th.

There wasn't a lot of lip action this week, but there was a lot 'right reasons' dropping in relation to James.  Michael and Ben got double points for arguing in the floating hot tub, but since they weren't exactly alone with Des, nor did any of them recite her poetry a la Chris, or even try to make out with her, they left their owners wish for more in the points department.

If you chose Ben or Mikey to not get a rose, you got your points, but if you chose Bryden no points were earned since he eliminated himself... something to keep in mind when choosing your picks, they have to not receive a rose on a date or in the rose ceremony - any other type of elimination doesn't count to earn your elimination points. 

Speaking of... Send in your elimination picks prior to 8pm tonight!

Now, onto the recap (whichwillbepostedtonight).