March 10, 2014

Finally. Finale. Fin.


Are YOU ready FOR tonight's FINALE?

Will JUAN PABLO choose NEEKEE or CLARE?/¿Será JUAN PABLO elegir NEEKEE o CLARE?

Just like JuPa, I used google translator on that last part...  The things you can SEE from READing between the tweets lines.

Anyway, we have arrived at the end of our journey with JuPa and his 27 lucky ladies.  In my opinion, this was really one of the worst seasons in a long time.  We didn't have a single helicopter ride, there was a SERIOUS lack of Chris B. Harrison, Clare was the only bachelorette that got the hot tub multiplier, no one started dropping L-bombs till hometowns, and last but not least, my greatest complaint of the season - Juan Pablo - the seemingly dumbest and sleaziest bachelor yet.

Like it all makes sense now. I think he actually thought he was going to be acting in an American version of the telenovelas that his Abuela watches.  Even though he was on Des's season, he still probably thought that's what this is.  Anyway, because English is his second language even though he was born in Ithaca and went to RIT for college and has lived here for at least 14 years he got caught up in a scandal where it sounded like he was calling gay people perverts, and now he's not on Dancing with the Stars like most former Bachelors.  Thus, his NOVELA really and truly thankfully is coming to an end.

Anyway, don't forget to submit your final elimination picks!!! I'll be live tweeting per usual and you can for important and intelligent tweets like this:
As I said before this is my last season as commissioner, so it may be the last season ever.  Thank you all for playing along!

It's almost the final rose -
Commish


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