Episode 8 Scores

Ahh, week 8, aka Hometowns and the return of NATE aka Jimmy "B-Rabbit" Smith, Jr. aka Des's Brother who totes blew up her spot with Bachelor Sean (recap here).

Here's what we learned in hometowns:

1. Des wants to be in Drew's family, which just proves even more that their chemistry is weird and disturbing... you'd be his sister, Des.

2. Zak does acid before bed, or does acid on the regs and claims he sleeps.  He also has that family that awkwardly sings together.

3. Chris likes to share deep thoughts with his dad while get his nose excavated.

4. Brooks still can't drop the L-Bomb.  And he finds getting his date wet in some gross public and urban lake totally funny.  It's not.

Honestly, I don't even know what to write here now that I've fully admitted I can't do recaps this season... I'm an excuse factory with out anyone who cares... butdidyouevercare?  I didn't update last week because it was the Men Tell All.  This was surprising and strange because they usually wait till right before the last episode.  I guess whatever Drew has to say makes the finale "so explosive" they had to put it in two parts ::pleasecomeoutpleasecomeoutpleasecomeout::

I love how at the end of the Men Tell All, CBH was like "the finale so dramatic and so explosive... now I know I've said that before... but this truly is the most dramatic and most explosive finale in the history of the show"  At least he owned up to it?  And does this mean Drew totally comes out??

Alright, let's just get on with points.  The full spreadsheet is HERE and just so you all know it's safe to say that Cindy is running full speed ahead with first place this season, so congrats to her.  She has all 3 guys left and on her team and they will earn position points.  I haven't figured out mathematically if anyone can beat her (I mean I can't even post weekly so ya know), but there are few other teams with 2 of the 3 on them, so I'd imagine with Elimination points it could be possible, especially if Chris gets to the final two and proposes in prose of it Drew admits he's in love with a dude producer.

Anyway, here's the top 5:
1. Cindy
2. Jes S.
3. Langdon
4. Caitlin
5. Lisa J.

Zak was eliminated and cried in the car.  I love how he threw the ring out the window.  I am sure he had to because clearly Neil Lane was all like 'hell to the no, bitch! I am the only one providing rings around here.'

Alright, well I'm off to keep unpacking from my move that happened LAST week.  You all should send me your elimination points for Monday, and get ready for the most explosive finale in the history of the world!

-Commish.